Dear Twilight,
Back in 2009 we had The Meyerbook- someone’s “Facebook” take on Twilight. And we laughed. But now, thanks to dear LTT readers like OperaRose, LadyMeadow, NatteringYeahRobber, TeamSeth, MarbleNutSlut, KayVeeBee and JustGoWithIt, we have Twilight in Twitter. Enjoy:
the Cast
Bella @cloudsorry, Jessica @futurevaledictorian, Mike @rainboner, Edward @edward1901, Jasper @emotionalvamp, Alice @BellasBestie
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Bella: @futurevaledictorian People keep telling me to follow @ecullen1901
Jessica: @cloudsorrow Oh, that’s Edward Cullen. You can follow & tweet him but
he’ll never respond #gorgeous #toogoodforanyone #likeIcare
Bella: @futurevaledictorian Wasn’t planning on it. #lies
Mike: @cloudsorrow @futurevaledictatorian YO! Snow Flower and the Secret
Fan is playing! U 2 IN? It is OK if you can’t make it,
J-girl.
Jessica: @rainboner @cloudsorrow Nice try, M. #firstgrade #newtoy #groan
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Edward: @cloudsorrow HELLO?
Bella: @edward1901 Thanks for causing a scene today in class. You sort of creep me out. Sorry.
Edward: @cloudsorrow I’m Edward.
Bella: @edward1901 Duh. That’s your response? #arrogant #youreyeschangecolortoo
Edward: @cloudsorrow We were both right about prophase. #likeIsaid
Bella: @edward1901 Something odd about you. Again, WTF with your eyes?
Edward: @cloudsorrow *saunters off* #talklater #mystery #youknowyouloveit
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also find her @boobsmcgee
Jessica: @cloudsorrow @secondbestfriend HOORS! SHOPPING!??? Half off at PROMetheus in Port Angeles!
Bella: @futurevaledictorian OK. I guess. Whatever. Dad says I need more girl time. #fine #onlyvampirebookstoreinWAtheretoo
Mike: @cloudsorrow @futurevaledictorian @secondbestfriend Can I come too? #willholdyourpurseswhileyoutrystuffon
Jessica: Direct Message – @rainboner you know B has a thing for @edward1901 right?
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Jessica: @cloudsorrow so. How was his bed? *winks*
Bella: @futurevaledictorian no bed. Pretentious CD collection. Only recognized Debussy. Photos of me everywhere.
Jessica: @cloudsorrow which Debussy? Please tell me he didn’t play Claire de Lune. #tooeasy
Jessica: @cloudsorrow also, I cannot believe his @klout score is higher than mine.
Bella: @futurevaledictorian You don’t think it is weird he has photos of me everywhere? Normal?
Jessica: @cloudsorrow Please tell me it wasn’t a Best Of Debussy compilation. Please.
Debussybot: @cloudsorrow @futurevaledictorian RT: Please tell me he didn’t play Claire de Lune.
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Bella: @edward1901 were you in my room taking photos last night by any chance?
Edward: @cloudsorrow hey, did you take my Best of Debussy CD?
Bella: @edward1901 Do you ever not answer any questions with questions? My dad says people who do that are usually lying.
Edward: @cloudsorrow gotta go. Wear something tonight. #nudesleepingisnothygenic #leftyouateeshirtandundiesinyourbottomdrawer
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Bella: @edward1901: when I glare at you tomorrow at school, follow me into the woods. #IKnow
Edward: @emotionalvamp Here’s my move: she says she knows. I’ll trip her backwards and knock her head again.
Jasper: @edward1901 @BellasBestie says you are just going to make out with her no matter what happens
Edward: @BellasBestie Please change your handle. Your visions are subjective.
Alice: @edward1901 You can’t make me. Let me seeee….nope. You can’t. Go kiss your girlfriend.
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Edward: @BellasBestie @emotionalvamp OKAY that game went as poorly as possible. Fuck.
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Jessica: @cloudsorrow: Where have you been? Why do you have a giant cast?
Bella: @futurevaledictorian I don’t want to talk about it. BTW your boobs look great.
THE END
Um that was hilarious. Thanks girls. XOXO UC
PS: When GOOGLING to find that “Meyerbook” thing above, I discovered things tagged “Twilight” on the Failbook site. Annoying to read, but funny when you get through all the crap: Twilight Failbook